Visit the Nome Kingdom, because who needed the sun anyways?

Greetings, traveler! It has come to our attention that you seek a place to relieve the stresses brought upon you by the wicked lands of Oz. If you're tired of dealing with witches, wizards, and especially Munchkins, then come on down to the wonderful land of the Nome Kingdom! And yes, we mean that quite literally, because our great Kingdom resides underground. Wow!

A recommended path to take to our great Kingdom would be the Road of Nome, a beautiful Nome road built by none other than our expert Nome contractors. Traveling through the Land of Ev, you will encounter a large, beautiful entrance at the bottom of a mountain. Come on in!

Don't be alarmed by the presence of a menacing Iron Giant - he is only there to protect you, as long as you bring good will. The Road of Nome will then take you in between the Lovely West and East Villages. Here, you may find many wonderful shoppes, such as Pinkerdoodles Pies 'n More and Rhea's "I can't believe it's not the sun" Tanning Salon!

After the villages, you will encounter the Grand Hall. Here lives our wonderful, smart, and beautiful Nome King. He is a most benevolent leader, and we are celebrating his recent swearing in as our new king by hosting frequent banquets - Come join! Be wary not to anger the Nome King, or you may be sent through the Hollow Tube to unknown lands!

If village life exhausts you with sheer excitement, take a load off at the Great Bubbling Lake! The hot water will soothe your milky, sun-starved skin and rejuvenate your spirits. Alternatively, check out many of the caverns located around, for it is said that each one holds many great secrets and untold treasures. A notable one is the Great Domed Cavern, where the Metal Forest resides in all of its metal glory.

We hope to see you soon, traveler. Don't forget to bring a torch.