Planetaria

P L A N E T A R I A

A Galaxy of Experiences in your Neighborhood

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PLANETARIA is a theme park designed to bring you to the furthest reaches of our galaxy without moving you out of the confines of the park. By utilizing Advanced Technologies™, we are able to planets, both terrestrial and gas, and in some cases even entire systems in manufactured, state of the art singularity containers.

Through a new process known as Remulsification, your body and mind may be deconstructed and reconstructed to fit into the conduit. As a result, the actual square acreage of the park will be quite small. In fact, it is almost contained entirely within one building. However, the total extraterrestrial “land” that we have transformed into theme park land on other planets totals to about 9 acres large, about a bit more than 2 acres dedicated to each planet.

The first thing visitors will notice when entering our park is the unique design of our main building. The entire structure resembles that of a large donut, but do not eat! It’s made of concrete and rebar with a lot of metal bits covering it. It is also quite big. In the center of the donut, a large, POWER hungry conduit whirs at a constant rate, slinging particles back and forth to generate enough energy to run the entire operation. Sustaining Singularity Containers takes an incredible amount of power, and the majority of upkeep spent on the park is on energy itself.

Surrounding the central conduit is a large, circular concourse divided into 5 parts. They are as follows - Lava World, Water World, Lush World, Sky World, and Frontier World. Each area was carefully selected, out of all of the known planets in the galaxy, to give the most unique and contrasting experiences from one another so that we may bring ultimate joy to our guests.

The first area, LAVA WROL, is exactly that. After the Remulsification process, guests will find themselves in the Lava Lobby, overlooking a large flowing river of magma which wraps around a scenic, obsidian course that goes on for miles. This is the lazy river of tectonic activity hotspot Planet 591-Kipper B. Guests will embark on a safe capsule known as a Dome Floater and enjoy a variety of hot, lava cooked meals as they casually make their way around the river.

NOTE: If you or anyone else notices an issue with your patented Dome Floater, do not be alarmed. Simply press the Emergency Escape button and attempt to guide yourself and your loved ones to the top of the dome through the newly opened exit. Once there, please shoot a provided Safety Flair™ to alert your nearest Safety Advisor.

The next area, Water World, is quite the opposite from the last one we just visited. The planet in question, Jo-Ta 42k, is covered in a sea of deep blue liquid methane. Guests are required to wear safety assured full body suits when exposed to the elements of this planet. The main attraction here is the Superboat Races. Here, using the unique properties of methane, boats are able to propel themselves to much greater speeds than boats here on Earth. The event makes for a fantastic spectacle, and while it is one of our more dangerous activities, it remains a definite hit with our guests.

NOTE: Due to the climate and land- er, waterscape of Jo-Ta 42k, our guests may find inclement weather more spontaneous and more powerful than what they may be used to on Earth. If you or a loved one sees any of the following, e.g. 200 ft wave, ultracyclone, organically-motivated-whirlpools, please notify the nearest Safety Advisor™ through the provided communications relay.

Lush World is a world of extraterrestrial fauna and foliage. A unique planet, Taruk X/Y, was picked for this one. Guests instantly recognize this world from photographs, as it is covered in vibrant, red vegetation that distinguishes it from any other world known to host organic life. The main attraction here is the Bullet Coaster, a ride which whips through some of the densest part of Taruk X/Y’s rainforest to give guests an exhilarating visual experience like no other. It is not uncommon for riders of the Bullet Coaster to experience deep changes to their psyche after this ride.

*NOTE: Much of the life contained in Lush World is predatory and will take on an agressive nature if approached. If a creature has escaped it’s confines or has found a way into CREATURE PROHIBITED zones of the park, please notify your nearest Safety Advisor immediately.

The last major world is Sky World. When transported here, guests will find themselves aboard a station floating amidst the atmosphere of a large, orange-yellow tinged gas planet known as Yataku Prime. This area has a host of activities to participate in. Many adults will visit the casino located on the top of the outpost. Others prefer to race QuikJets through the skill courses which have been constructed near the outpost. The most popular ride is a “drop” experience, similar to the Tower of Doom at Disney World. Guests board a large capsule where they are tightly strapped in, then dropped large distances through the atmosphere of the planet, where they are subjected to the intense forces of gravity and are able to bear witness to the storms which occur deeper in the atmosphere.

NOTE: Due to the unique history and state of Yataku Prime, an ongoing conflict between the native gas serpents and colonizing humans may affect the experience and overall enjoyment of your stay. If you or a loved one notice a dark, long silhouette off in the distance, please notify your nearest Safety Advisor™ immediatley.

Finally, Frontier World is kind of a mixed bag. This Singularity will transport you to the traveling space station Planetaria Cruiser IV. The location of this space station varies, but places it has visited include the Horsehead nebula, the Galactic Core, Black Hole Messier 77, Cat’s Eye Nebula, and so on. If you’re looking to kick back, take in the scenery, and enjoy a change of pace, this might be the place for you!

NOTE: Due to the fates of Planetaria Cruisers I-III, we are legally required to inform you that the Space Station Planetaria IV is experimental technology and we are not liable for any harm which may come to you as a result of your stay on the Station. This includes but is not limited to - Gamma ray bursts, Quasar Ejections, Space Pirate Raids, Intergalactic Crossfire, Gravitational Anomalies, and Unmapped Black Holes.

We hope that you have enjoyed this instructional briefing It is impossible for a guest to experience everything we have to offer in just one visit. It’s recommended that season passes are purchased so that families may return multiple times in one year to see everything that we have to offer.